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A Curmudgeon Goes to the Dreaded Dog Beach

10/26/2014

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PictureA quiet day at the beach
I can honestly say that the only thing in my life that I’ve ever feared is dogs. I have been in several life-threatening situations and not felt fear, but let a Chihuahua sneak up behind me and bark and I’ll wet my pants.

 It’s not a rational fear. When I was three years old, I was attacked by two German Sheppards and have been afraid of dogs ever since.

My late wife, Connie, loved dogs. She begged me for seventeen years to get a dog. I always put it to her simply, “The day a dog moves in, I move out.” For all of those years, she put my welfare above those of dogs.

Then one day, as we were driving back from visiting our friends in Spokane, she got me. Gary and Kay had a big old Australian Sheppard named Katie. Katie was just about as nice and mellow a dog as you could ever wish to meet. On our long drive home Connie asked ,”Wouldn’t you love to have a dog just like Katie?”

“No,“ I responded. “I don’t ever want to have a dog.”

“But if you had to have a dog, wouldn’t you like a dog like Kate?”


PictureDigging a fox hole on the beach
They say you should never show fear. If a dog senses fear, they will be on you like ugly on a Husky. (Sorry, I just had to get that University of Washington reference in there since my Ducks smashed them this weekend on the grid iron.)

Well, I had a moment of weakness. “I supposed if I had to have a dog, I’d want a dog like Katie.”

The next day we had a chocolate Labrador retriever puppy which Connie and the girls named Phoebe.

Connie and Phoebe are both gone now, but I tell you this to explain my relationship with dogs. Or should I say, lack of relationship?

Let’s fast forward a couple of decades to when I met Dawn. You can read the whole story in my “Great Dane on Board” series on my Web site. Suffice it to say she had two Great Danes when we first met.

Somehow or other, we managed to build a relationship in spite of the two huge beasts that lived with her.

Odin, the big male, followed us down the coast from Seattle to Mexico and lived with us on board the Victory in Mexico for two years.

Now we’re in San Diego and safely ensconced in a nice apartment in Normal Heights.

PictureThe Fifth Level of Hell
Dawn likes to take Odin to the dog parks. Odie enjoys living with his people. Nothing makes him happier than curling up at Dawn’s feet in the evening while we watch TV. But he loves other dogs.

Going to an off-leash dog park with lots of other dogs to play with is his idea of heaven.

It’s my idea of hell.

Connie used to like to watch The Dog Whisperer on TV. When Caesar Milan entered his compound with twenty or thirty dogs, I had to get up and leave the room. I broke out in a cold sweat and my heart ran wild, just watching him with all those dogs on television.

I think that when you die and go to hell, you are inundated in whatever you feared the most in life. My idea of hell is being in a room or yard with a pack of dogs.

You get the picture? Dawn and Odin like to go to the dog parks; I would pay good money not to have to go with them.

But it was a nice day and we had been working our little (or not so little, in my case) tushies off moving into our new apartment. The construction crew had moved into our bedroom and the office and torn the walls open. The demolition crew upstairs had power tools running all day, tearing the burned out drywall from the studs. We were going nuts. We needed a break.

“Odin and I are going to the dog beach,” Dawn announced. “I have to get out of here.”

I had another instance of momentary insanity. “I’ll go with you. I can take my book and read while you guys play.”

San Diego is a dog friendly town. There are many off-leash dog parks. The elementary school a couple of blocks from our apartment has an unofficial off-leash area where neighborhood dog owners congregate. Balboa Park, a mile or so south of us, has a huge dog park. Ocean Beach, a ten minute drive down I-8 has a big off-leash area in the park just south of Sea World, but Odin and Dawn’s favorite dog park is Ocean Beach.

From the life guard stand north to the jetty is about a half-mile of beach that is reserved for dogs and their owners. All sizes and shapes of mutts, from Chihuahuas to Great Danes, play off leash in the surf and sand to their hearts delight. There is a steel cage filled with tennis balls that owners can use to throw for their pets. Several disposal stations have plastic bags for dog lovers to pick up their doggie poop with and deposit them in the conveniently provided waste receptacles. There are water fountains, with the handle and spout at human level, but with a built in bowl on the ground at dog level. What more could a dog owner ask for?


PictureA pretty blonde and her Great Dane
We arrived at the beach on a sunny Thursday afternoon. I ensconced myself on a rock beneath the life guard tower, safely out of the off-leash area. Dawn and Odin bravely invaded the doggie domain.

There must have been at least a hundred owners and their pets. Some people brought lawn chairs and lounged on the beach while Fido ran and cavorted with the other dogs. Other people felt the need to play with their pets and threw balls and Frisbees or chased their dogs along the beach and into the surf.

What I didn’t understand were the surfers. Several people came down to the beach and left their pile of clothes in the sand while they strapped on their surf boards and paddled out to sea. Why did they come to the dog beach? They could just as easily leave their stuff on the south side of the life guard tower and not have to brave stepping in a pile of doggie doo. And the beach to the south was much less crowded.

I watched the dogs and the people with a clinical eye. Being the story teller that I am, I make up stories for people I am observing.

A very pretty little girl comes to play in the rocks beneath me. No, she’s not pretty, she’s beautiful. She’s going to grow up to be a movie star. She’s all alone. Where are here parents?

After a few minutes, an attractive, but not as beautiful as her daughter, woman comes up the beach and calls to her. I can’t hear what they’re talking about, but after a couple of minutes, the girl goes back to playing. Mom watches for a little while, then walks back down to the beach.

She puts her bag down and strips off her T-shirt. She is built like a swimmer with broad, powerful shoulders and trim hips. She sashays over to the water, then wades out. When the water is about knee deep, she dives over a wave and disappears in the froth.

She surfaces twenty or thirty feet further out to sea and swims with powerful strokes. She has played this game before.

It’s not a hot day, I’d say in the mid-seventies. The weatherman on TV last night said that the water was sixty-nine degrees on the surf report. (That’s right, for those of you who don’t live in Southern California, the weather report always includes a surf watch.) If I fell overboard, I’d swim in that water, but I wouldn’t choose to go in of my own volition.

Our mermaid swims far out, then turns around and comes back in.

All the while, her daughter plays by herself on the beach. No one pays her any attention.

When mom is back ashore, she towels off, pulls her shirt back on and gathers up her daughter. They walk back to the parking lot hand-in-hand. Was this outing for the girl or the mom?


PictureDogs being Dogs in the Surf
An old couple limps down to the beach with their little mutt, unpacks their lawn chairs and sit and read. Their dog runs wild with the rest of the pack. He has short little legs and has to take two or three steps for each step the larger dogs take. It is comical watching him try to keep up with the big dogs as they play some sort of doggie game up and down the surf line.

Then there is the tall, thin woman, very nice looking I might say, who showed up with her little white Chihuahua. She was wearing shorts and a T-shirt and waded out into the water, throwing a little black ball for her pouch to fetch. The little dog ran after the ball, grabbed the ball, and took off like demons were chasing him, until he finally made his way back to his owner and deposited the ball at her feet.

The woman threw the ball as the waves receded, letting her tiny dog chase after his ball on the wet beach, but out of the water. One time she threw the ball a little too far out. The dog went after it and grabbed the ball, but the waves were surging back in. Understand that this dog probably stood eight inches tall. The water was up to the woman’s ankles, but the dog was in for a bad time.

She flew up the beach and grabbed the dog by the scruff of his neck and lifted him out of the water just as the wave was about to inundate him.

Then there was the chocolate lab. I’ve already mentioned that Phoebe was a chocolate lab, so I have a soft spot in my heart for these beautiful animals. Keep in mind that any admiration for the breed is from a distance. I don’t need to get close and have them slobber all over my legs.

This was a big, young male. He took charge of the beach like he owned it. He immediately teamed up with a Doberman pincher and they ran for miles up and down the beach, usually with a half dozen or so smaller dogs in their wake. I don’t know what their game was, but they burned off massive amounts of doggie energy.

Labs, of course, are water dogs. The big chocolate would bound out into the waves, with the other dogs following his lead. When the water got too deep for him to run, he started swimming. The other dogs stopped and watched for a second, then headed back to shore.

Like all labs, he was a magnificent swimmer. His strong strokes carried him far out into the bay, then he’d turn and head in. As he reached the depth where he could touch bottom, he came bounding out of the water, leaping the waves as they crashed ashore.

Immediately, the other dogs in the pack rejoined him and they charged up and down the beach for a few minutes, then he’d head out to sea again and leave them behind.

This was a display of the exuberance of being a dog. These dogs ran and barked and smelled each other’s butts and did all the normal dog stuff. They were overcome with the sheer joy of being alive.


PictureA good game of Sea Monster
Into this mix, we now inject Odin, the one hundred and seventy pound Great Dane. The big dogs on the beach, the lab, the dobbie and several others, came up to Odin’s shoulders. I could pick him out anywhere he was on the beach because of his sheer size.

Odie is an old boy. Great Danes typically live from seven to nine years. Odin is ten and a half. He has arthritis and experiences a lot of pain is his hips. After a walk around the block with Dawn, he snuggles down on his bed in the living room and naps for an hour or so, it exhausts him so.

On the dog beach, however, the years melt away. He goes into puppy mode and runs with the other dogs. He is the undisputed king of the beach. None of the other dogs challenge him. He joins the pack for a while and blows off what little energy he has stored up. Then he settles down and watches. None of the dogs bother him.

He and Dawn have regular games that they play. Odin loves finding long strands of kelp on the beach. He grabs one end and snaps it around like a whip. Dawn grabs the other end and a tug-of-war ensues.

“Grr,” Dawn growls. “Sea monster.”

You try taking a piece of kelp from a hundred and seventy pound dog with a head the size of a rhinoceros and jaws like the jabberwocky. It ain’t easy.

Odin learned the game of sea monster in Ensenada. You don’t get this kind of kelp on the beaches in the Northwest. He loves to shred the kelp in his sharp teeth. The sea monster doesn’t stand a chance.

Dawn has to outsmart Odin. She feigns disinterest until he finally drops the kelp, then she quickly snatches it and tosses it up the beach. Odin runs after it, grabs it to show her it’s his, and brings it back to within her reach to taunt her. She makes several attempts to grab it, but he pulls it out of her reach. She finally manages to get her hands on it. Then the tug-of-war begins again.

Wash, rinse, repeat. They do this over and over.


PictureOdin plays Frisbee
Then there’s Odin’s Frisbee. Dawn bought him a bright red Frisbee to chase. It is permeated with punctures from his big canines. She flips it out into the water and Odin plunges in after it. As soon as the other dogs see the Frisbee flying, they are on it.

When most of the dog owners throw a ball or flip a Frisbee, it’s anyone’s guess as to which dog will retrieve it.

When Dawn throws Odin’s Frisbee, the other dogs all chase after it, but only Odin touches it. He isn’t a bully, but the other dogs all recognize that it’s his Frisbee and let him retrieve it.

Odin goes after the Frisbee in the water and plucks it out. Then a big wave washes over him, jerking the Frisbee from his jaws. He looks around confused. Where did it go?

I can’t see it from my vantage point, but Dawn gets a bead on it. She wades out into the water and retrieves it, tossing it for Odin again and he takes off after it.

Odin would play until he drops, but Dawn is a good dog-mom. She recognizes when he’s getting tired and reins him in. They gather their toys and come over to me on my rock.

“It’s time to go home,” Dawn shouts up to me.

So ends my afternoon at the dog beach. I’ve read several pages in my book, but I’ve also had a great time watching people and dogs as they frolic on the beach.

What’s wrong with me? I must be getting old. In my past life, I would never have wasted an afternoon watching people play with dogs.


Now for a brief afterward:  I went to the beach and wrote this story, but didn't take a camera. Needing pictures for this blog, we went back to the dog beach yesterday to get these photos.

I am told that the definition of courage is being afraid of something but going ahead and doing it anyway. You will never know what it cost me to suck up my fears and venture down onto the dog beach, armed only with a camera, to get these pictures for you. I hope you enjoy them.

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Fire on Hawley Boulevard

10/17/2014

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PictureOur new San Diego home
OK, so I promised to tell you about the fire.

I woke up about 5 am in a Motel 6 in Santa Nella, a wide spot in the road about an hour south of Stockton in California’s Sacramento Valley. I was dead tired, but had many miles to put behind me to make it home.

I drug myself from bed, got dressed, checked out and walked across the street to Denny’s for a bite before I headed out. I was on the road by 6 am.

I climbed the Grapevine, slid down the mountains into the Los Angeles Basin and stopped in Tustin to pick up a new holding tank for the boat.

Sometime around 6 pm I pulled into the driveway at our new home. I was dead.

Dawn and our friend Ken waited for me. Dawn and Odin had been living on boat cushions on the floor in our apartment for a week while I flew up to Seattle, packed up and drove south. She was ready for a real bed and maybe even a chair or two.

All I wanted to do was collapse somewhere.

Things rarely go as we want them. I decided that we should at least unpack the bed from the truck before I totally ran out of energy.

Ken, Dawn and I began the ant work of carrying boxes and furniture from the big truck into our apartment. I had thought ahead. The bed was in the back of the truck, but my computer desk and the dining room table, chairs and a bunch of boxes were in front of it.

We had to dig our way back to the bed. I don’t know how I kept going, but eventually we got Dawn’s big bed into the bedroom. Then we discovered that the screws necessary to put the bed frame together were missing. I knew that we packed them away somewhere safe so that we would have them when we put the bed back together. Two years ago.

Who knew where they were now?

Enough is enough. I made the decision that we would put the mattress and box springs together on the floor and sleep there. We couldn’t find any king-sized bedding, so Dawn spread queen-sized sheets and a blanket from the boat on the mattress and I collapsed.

Now we get to the good part,

Naturally, we didn’t have time to unpack any of the boxes. I went to bed without my superhero cape and leotard.

Around three in the morning, Odin woke me up. I got up to use the bathroom and take a pain pill. It takes about an hour for the pain pills to take effect, so I fired up the computer and played FreeCell while I waited. In the meantime, Dawn decided to take a shower since they were shutting off our water in the morning.

I heard the beeping, but in my sleep deprived state, I thought nothing of it.

Dawn asked “What’s that noise?”

I didn’t know and didn’t care, but she was insistent. She was afraid that our 24-foot U-Haul was being towed away since I parked in someone else's spot.

“Is that coming from your computer?”

“No,” I replied and reluctantly got up to satisfy her curiosity. I stepped out into the courtyard and heard the beeping coming from the apartment directly over ours.

I stumbled up the stairs and was shocked to see bright yellow flames licking at the ceiling of the apartment. I moved to the sliding glass door and saw that the big recliner was on fire. The blinds were melting against the windows.

In an instant, the apartment filled with smoke and flames. I began banging on the door to wake anyone within. I didn’t dare open the door for fear that the influx of fresh oxygen would cause the fire to explode. Smoke and flame dribbled down the other side of the glass.



PictureShonna's living room
I banged and banged on the door.

“Is there anyone in there?” I shouted.

The sliding bedroom window opened fifteen feet to my left and a cloud of heavy black smoke blew out.

“HELP!” a female voice shouted.

I dashed down the stairs to get a better look at the situation. I ran into our apartment and grabbed my cell phone.

“What’s going on?” Dawn was standing, dripping wet and naked but for a bath towel, in the hallway.

“FIRE, get out.”

I ran back outside (I can’t get cell phone reception in the house) and dialed 911.

“San Diego 911, what is your emergency?”

“Fire. There’s a fire in my apartment.”

“Hold please while I connect you to the fire department.”

It was only seconds before another voice came on the line, but it seemed like a lifetime.

The woman in the apartment was trapped in her bedroom. Her living room was engulfed in smoke and flames. I could see the flames flickering from down stairs. I was more than a little worried.

“Where is the fire?” the voice on the phone asked.

I told her.

“Stay on the line. I have help on the way.”

“I’m putting the phone down,” I shouted at her. “There’s a woman trapped in the apartment. I have to get her out.”

“Sir, stay back. Help will be there in two minutes.”

I set the phone down on the stairs and ran into our apartment.

Odin was smarter than the rest of us. At the first scent of smoke, he cleared out. His bed lay empty on the living room floor.

I grabbed his bedding and yelled to Dawn that I needed help.

I ran back out to the window where our upstairs neighbor was leaning out and shouting in panic.

“Don’t worry, help’s on the way,” I yelled up to her. “We’re going to get you out of there. Hold on.”

“I can’t,” she shouted down to me. “My bedroom’s on fire.”

By this time, Dawn appeared on the scene.

“Grab the other side of the blanket,” I yelled. “We’re going to catch her.”

Dawn ran into the center of the courtyard to see what was happening.

“Get over here,” I yelled.

 “Wait,” she yelled and dashed back inside.

She emerged a moment later with one of the large cushions from the boat that she had been using as a bed.

“This will give her a soft place to land.”

I spread the cushion on the bushes under the window.

“Jump ,” I screamed.

The woman (I later learned her name was Shonna) climbed out the window. I don’t know how she did it, but there is a 3/4” thick trim around our bedroom window directly below her.  She managed to balance on that thin ledge and hold onto her own window sill.

She was covered from head to foot in black soot. I later learned that she has blonde hair, but you couldn’t tell it. She was barely dressed. A tank top and a thong didn’t leave much to the imagination, but her modestly was everyone’s last concern.

“MY CAT!” she yelled. She tried to climb back into the window.

“Don’t,” I cried back. “Don’t go back in there.”

It didn’t matter. She couldn’t pull herself up to the window.

“Jump!” I yelled.

She froze.

Two police officers ran into the courtyard.

“Help’s here,” I shouted up to Shonna.

“Fire’s only a minute behind us” one officer said.

“Get a ladder,” a loud voice shouted.

I turned to see a fireman, decked out in his firefighting gear, shout back to the engine crew.

She was saved.

I was standing in the courtyard in my bare feet and jammies. I decided that I needed to get dressed and save my computer.

Why, you ask, was I worried about my lap top?

Because my new book is on the hard drive. I didn’t want to lose all of the months of work I put into that baby.

By the time I ran inside, got dressed, put my lap top in my computer bag and returned to the courtyard, the woman was off the ledge and gone. Fire fighters swarmed the area. Four fire engines, an aid car and two command vehicles flashed lights in front of our building. News trucks began setting up across the street.

“ODIN!” Dawn shouted. “Where’s Odin? Is he still inside?”

“No,” I yelled to her over the commotion. “I saw him leave by the back gate.”

Dawn took off down the alley shouting “ODIN!”

I headed up the alley in the other direction, precious computer bag on my shoulder. “ODIN! Come here, boy.” I shouted.

I looked up the alley and around the block. No sign of him. I’m telling you, a one hundred and seventy pound Great Dane is hard to lose, but I couldn’t find him.

As I came around the block to the front of the building, I found Dawn, with Odin in tow, talking to another building tenant. She found Odin a couple of blocks away, hiding in a bush.

We were all safe.


PictureThe ceiling after the fire
“Where’s the woman from the apartment?” I asked.

“I don’t know, I haven’t seen her,” Dawn said.

An attractive woman with a microphone in her hand and a camera man over her shoulder came running up.

When we saw the news trucks pull up,
We agreed that we didn’t want to comment on camera because we didn’t know if Shonna was okay.

“Hi, I’m with Channel 7 news. Can I interview for our live coverage?” the reporter asked.

“No,” I said. “The federal marshals don’t like us to go on TV.”

“Are you a federal marshal,” she asked?

“No,” I quipped. She had taken the bait. “We’re in the witness protection program.”

Dawn groaned and slugged me in the arm.

“Don’t pay any attention to him,” she told the reporter.

The reporter mumbled something and wandered off.

It didn’t take long for the firemen to douse the fire.

They entered our apartment and cleared what little furniture we had in the living room and put down a plastic sheet to protect the floor from any dripping water from above.

The fire had been contained to the one apartment. Fortunately for us, the building is built out of concrete and there is a layer of concrete between the floors. The fire couldn’t burn down to our level.

If this had been in Seattle, the building probably would have been built of wood and our apartment would be toast.

I decided to go looking for Shonna and see if she was all right. I couldn’t find her. Apparently, she had been put in an aid car and whisked to the hospital.

Eventually, the fire crews rolled up their equipment and headed home. The crowds dissipated and our neighbors went back to their apartments.

I’m told that the story dominated the TV news the next day, but we didn’t have cable yet, so we couldn’t see any of the coverage.

Even though no water made its way into our apartment, I was grateful that we hadn’t unloaded the truck yet. What if we had moved everything into the apartment only to have it burn down that night?

The next day, we unloaded and started the process of moving into our new digs.

Later that evening there was a knock at our door. I opened it and an attractive blonde woman threw herself into my arms.

“Thank you, thank you,” she cried. I could feel her tears on my shoulder. “You saved my life.”

“It’s okay I said.”

She clung to me like her life depended on it.

“I didn’t hear the alarm,” she said. “I wouldn’t have wakened up except for your banging on the door.”

I have a new best friend.

We learned the whole story from Shonna.

She and a friend had been out when a guy approached them in a bar. He apparently followed her home and broke into her apartment. She threw him out, but later, after she was asleep, he returned and set her recliner on fire.

A few minutes later, he broke into her friend’s apartment and set her place on fire too. A couple of days later, we heard the rest of the story. The weirdo stole a bicycle and tried to rob a bank. He was apprehended and is now a guest of the state.

Shonna and her boyfriend stayed and talked with us for a while, then left in search of her cat. Tiger had disappeared during the fire.

Much to everyone’s relief, Tiger showed up the next evening. I spotted him on the stairs and Dawn went up and got him. Tiger reeked of smoke. He was obviously in the apartment during the fire. We’re not sure how he got out because the firemen boarded up the apartment when they left.

We held him in our bed room while Shonna came over to pick him up.

The apartment over our heads is a total loss. The walls and ceiling are charred and the whole complex smells of smoke. Today, work crews are working above us demolishing the remains of the apartment. They’ll strip it to the bare walls and rebuilt it.

In the meantime, the building maintenance supervisor discovered a water leak in our building. The pipes are under the concrete slab that is our floor. Rather than break up the concrete and dig up the pipes, he decided to re-pipe the building.

For almost two weeks now, we’ve had work crews in our apartment every day, shutting off the water at 9 am and turning it back on at 5. Our belongings are shuffled from room to room as they tear apart the walls and install new pipe.

I’m sure it will be really nice when they’re done, but it’s a pain in the sitter downer to be living in the middle of a construction project.  

So that’s life in the big city. Now we need to settle into our new home, get to know our neighborhood and I need to get going on my knee replacement surgery.

I have an appointment with the surgeon on Monday, so we’ll see where we go from there.

Before I sign off, I want to take a moment to thank the real heroes of this story. The San Diego police and fire department responded within minutes of my call. The fire station is about five blocks away. They were here within two minutes. The police were even faster.

They were fearless and professional in their response to the crisis. They swiftly put out the fire, searched the apartment for Tiger and made sure that we didn’t suffer from any water damage.

Thank you guys, you’re the best.


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Moving to San Diego

10/10/2014

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PictureOur new San Diego Home
I know I said that now that we’ve moved ashore, nothing exciting was going to happen.

Ever again.

I put my super hero cape and leotards away and prepared to settle into a mundane existence for a year or two.

It didn’t take long for me to need the leotards again.

But first things first.

I told you about our apartment. As I said, there is an application process that we had to go through to get the property management company to consider us. Whatever happened to Grandpa Joe renting to you because he thought you were a nice young couple?

We filled out the application and they said we didn’t have enough income. Duh! We haven’t gotten jobs yet. Of course, they aren’t going to rent to us on the prospect that we might get jobs. They want cash, now.

So I sent them a bank statement. It showed the deposit from the sale of my house. That should do it, right?

Well, no. Of course not. They average out the bank statements for the last two months and last month the well was pretty dry. They needed more.

Now I have to contact my broker, who is in Las Vegas at a convention, to get statements for my brokerage accounts to convince these Bozos that I’m solvent. His lovely assistant, Jennifer, came to my rescue. She provided the necessary documentation and soon the property management company was calling me “Mr. Wallace” again.

The whole process was, as you can tell, very irritating. I can’t tell you how stressed out Dawn was about the whole thing. She desperately wanted to get off the boat, for Odin’s sake, and was sure they would find fault with us.

I, on the other hand, didn’t give a rat’s ass what they thought of us. My money is as green as anyone else’s. But be that as it may, we are now ensconced in a nice apartment for the next eight months. After that, who knows?

Anyway, that brings on the next big phase in this adventure, moving my stuff from Seattle to San Diego. I told you that I stored all of the stuff from my house in Lynnwood in a storage locker for the last two years. Now that we are ashore again, we need furniture, sheets, towels, china etc. Where better to look that in my locker? Besides, they’ve been gouging me for two hundred dollars a month to store my stuff.


PictureMoving chaos
But how to get it to San Diego? I initially thought I would fly up to Seattle, rent a U-Haul and drive it back. Then I saw the cost of the U-Haul. After I added in gas, a couple of night’s stay in motels, meals, etc. it didn’t seem like such a bargain. That’s not to mention the wear and tear on this tired old body.

I found a couple of bargain movers on the Internet who offered to move my stuff for a reasonable price. Why not use them?

Then I talked to Libby. She had some stuff in my locker. I sent her an email telling her she needed to remove it before I took my stuff south. She called and we talked it over. After talking to her, I knew that I needed to fly up to Seattle.

Damn the cost and the trouble, I wanted to see my kids.

So, I bought a ticket to Seattle and reserved a truck. Man oh man, was I asking for trouble.

I flew up on Saturday morning and Susie and Steve picked me up. Originally, Libby was supposed to pick me up, but she was sick. Susie and Steve graciously let me stay at their new house for a couple of days while I visited with my girls.

You know about best laid plans. Katie was out of town and Libby was sick. I spent Saturday watching the Mariners fight for the playoffs and catching up on lost sleep. On Sunday, Susie cooked a family dinner and Katie came up to visit. Libby was still sick and opted to stay at home in bed.

Then came Monday. Moving day. Argh!!!!

Susie took me up to Everett to rent the truck from Budget Rent a Truck. She dropped me off, then headed down to my storage locker. She had selected herself as Libby’s surrogate since Libby was too sick to look after her own interests.

I stopped by Home Depot and picked up a couple of guys to help me load the truck.

Moving is not fun under the best of circumstances. I opened the door on the storage locker and almost wept. There was so much crap in the locker I didn’t know how I would ever get it in the little apartment.

Susie was a trooper. She pulled stuff aside for Libby and valiantly offered to store it at her house. I was embarrassed at how much stuff I dumped off on them, but could easily have doubled it. I certainly didn’t need it in San Diego. As things are, I will probably give most of it to Willy-Willy (Goodwill).

We had a large house in Lynnwood and our furniture reflects that. I don’t know how I’m going to fit a king-sized bed, a huge armoire and china cabinet into our apartment. But, I have confidence in Dawn’s ability to decorate.

And the stuff weighed a ton. It takes three men and a boy to move the armoire. Dawn’s bed frame must weigh roughly as much as a Buick. My helpers did an admirable job lugging this stuff and Susie and I worked ourselves into the ground. I should have stopped at a drug store and bought Susie a bottle of Tylenol to compensate her for her efforts.

When we got the truck loaded, I swang by Susie and Steve’s house to drop off Libby’s stuff.  Then, after a tearful good bye, I was on the road.


PictureSomewhere under this mess is my office
This truck, which I named Bessie, was a monster. I have driven large motor homes before, but somehow this twenty-four foot van seemed huger. You can’t see behind you. The side mirrors are good for seeing who’s in the next lane, but you have no idea of what’s behind you. And it drove like a truck.

After spending the morning loading the truck, I drove to Portland for the night. I wanted to stop and spend an evening with Mama before heading south.

It was a relatively easy drive to Portland. I arrived around six pm. I parked the truck at the end of Dave’s (Mama’s new husband) cul-de-sac and went in to say “hi.” Mama thought that the truck would be in someone’s way, so she asked me to move it in front of their house.

I pulled forward, then, because the cul-de-sac is curved, backed up to get out of the street.

Remember what I said about not being able to see behind me? Well, there was this big tree that stuck out over the road. Notice that I used past tense? Yep, you got it. I backed into the tree and tore down the huge branch that hung over the street.

I couldn’t believe the extent of the damage when I didn’t even feel the impact. When I got out of the truck, I was stunned that I had done it.

“We just paid $275 to have a tree taken down in the back yard and $350 to take down a tree next to the house,” Mama said.

“Well, you got this one taken down for free,” I replied.

I moved the truck forward and pulled the downed tree off of the sidewalk.

“That will give Dave something to do,” Mama whispered to me.

Jon and his family and Jim (my brothers) came over for dinner. Mama made a big pot of chile colorado and frijoles. Jim brought rice. Jon and Jennifer brought guacamole and queso fundido. We had a grand family meal.

After dinner I went to see Jon’s new bar. The lease ran out on his old place and Jon, in his best diplomatic way, insulted the land lord. The land lord refused to renew their lease. They had to move somewhere.

So they found a new spot, and with Mama and Jim’s help, have the new place up and running. I hadn’t seen it yet, so I dropped by to check it out.

We had a drink and I got the tour, then headed back to Mama’s for a night’s rest before heading back out on the road.

Have I mentioned how tired I was yet? I didn’t sleep well the night before flying north, then spent a day loading the truck and driving south. I was beat.

The next morning Mama made strawberry waffles (“That’s what the angels in heaven eat for breakfast,” she told me.) for breakfast. We had a pleasant meal, then I was on my way.

On the road again. I planned to stay around Reading or Red Bluff in Northern California for the first night. I didn’t make it that far. By the time I made it to Medford I was so beat I had to stop.

Trying to drive around on city streets to find a motel or a restaurant is an interesting challenge when you are driving a twenty-four foot truck. I found a place easily accessible from the freeway with an Elmer’s Pancake House across the street.

You know how much trouble I have walking. It was easier for me to hobble across the street than to try to drive Old Bessie around the block a couple of times to get there.

The next morning, I filled up the fuel tank and got on the road early. Como friegas! Do you have any idea how much fuel a big truck like that burns? Suffice it to say that Bessie was one hungry girl. I paid $3.89 for Diesel in Medford, which seemed reasonable enough for me. At my next fuel stop, I paid $4.19 a gallon and out in the wilds of California’s Central Valley I paid $4.39 a gallon, a full fifty cents more than in civilization. They really gouge you when they’re the only gas station in town. Back in San Diego, the cost dropped to a more reasonable $3.99 a gallon.

As I drove the 1200 miles from Seattle to San Diego, I tuned the truck’s radio to NPR. Every couple of hours, I ran out of the signal area for the local station and had to search the radio dial until I picked up the next station. It was comforting to have the same old familiar voices keep me company as I drove mile after mile.

Climbing the mountains between Roseburg and Medford,
Oregon, I learned how long a trip this would be. Climbing the steep grades, Old Bessie slowed down to 35 to 40 miles an hour. We crawled up the hills and I knew that I wasn’t going to average 60 miles an hour on this trip.

The next morning was one of the most challenging of the trip. We had to climb the Siskiyou Mountains between Southern Oregon and Northern California. We crawled up the slopes, cars flying past us in the fast lane. The road slogs up the hills, around curves and through little whistle-stop towns.

I was stunned and depressed when I drove over Lake Shasta. It isn’t there anymore. The water level is so low that in some places, all that’s left is a trickle of water in the river that feeds the lake. The last time I was there, marinas on the shore were high and dry, with their docks a couple hundred feet from the water level. This time, they had moved the docks down the slope to the meager shoreline.

What’s going on with our planet? Where has all the water gone? I just read a story about one of the world’s great lakes in Russia somewhere disappearing. Did this happen to the dinosaurs before they went extinct? What’s going to happen to us?

PictureThe bedroom starts to come together
My plan for night two was to stay in Bakersfield. I didn’t make it. Once again, I was so tired and couldn’t stay awake at the wheel. I pulled over at rest stops a couple of times to close my eyes for a few minutes, but I knew it wasn’t safe to keep going. I finally found a Motel 6 in a tiny wide spot in the road called something like Santa Nella.

The room was not luxurious, the bed felt like it was made out of concrete, but it was clean and there was a Denny’s across the street. Once again, I limped over for a quick meal, then headed back and died in the bed.

I had a whole different adventure the next day. As I drove south, I was visited by the tourista. Out in the middle of the Central Valley, with no towns or businesses, I had to watch for rest stops very carefully and made use of all of them. This slowed my progress immensely.

At the last rest stop, there were warnings and instructions for climbing the Grapevine. Oh God! I had forgotten about the Grapevine. It is one of the most treacherous patches of road in the country’s Interstate Highway System. As a matter of fact, I think I heard somewhere that it had the steepest grades of any interstate highway in the country.

And I had to coax Old Bessie up that mountain.

I gulped a deep breath, climbed back into the truck and started out. When I was a kid, there was a country song called "The Highwayman" by Curtis Leach. Itwas about a truck driver going over the Grapevine. He was in an 18-wheeler with a flat bed loaded with “twenty tons of building stones.” His brakes failed and he rode the rocket sled down the hairpin curves and switchbacks. I loved the song. Now I didn’t want to repeat it.

We inched and crawled and fought for every inch up that hill. Old Bessie fought and clawed, I gave her all the support and help I could. It was a long, torturous climb, but we finally crested the summit. Then we had to head back down.

There are turn offs for trucks to stop and check their brakes before they head down the hill. I had no idea what to check, so just kept on going.

I dropped her into third gear and rode the brakes. I kept her under 65 miles per hour most of the time, sometimes having to slow down 40 or 50 for curves.

The good news is that we made it. By noon we were gliding down the slopes and into the Los Angeles Basin.

Traffic through Los Angles was a dream. We flew on through with hardly touching the brakes. I had to stop in Tustin, near Newport Beach, to pick up a new holding tank for the boat. I rented a GPS just for this side trip. Finding Ronco Plastics was no problem.

We loaded up the tank and headed out for the final stretch home. I can’t tell you how glad I was that this trip was almost over.

Then we hit San Diego rush hour traffic. Actually, there was an accident on I-805 that turned it into a parking lot. The last sixty miles took me almost two hours.

I pulled into our apartment tired and dirty and beyond caring.

Dawn was waiting for me with our friend Ken, who was going to help us unload. The last thing I wanted to do was unload the truck. But Dawn had been sleeping on a mat on the floor for a week. We needed to at least get the bed out of the truck.

So I opened up the truck and we went to work. I honestly don’t know how I did it. One foot in front of the other. We unloaded boxes and tables and pieces of my desk that were in front of the bed. Finally, we dug down deep enough to get the bed out.

Then we couldn’t find the screws to put it back together. Damn it! I was too tired to go on. We set the mattress and box springs on the floor, Dawn found some queen-sized sheets that didn’t really fit and we decided to just bunk down for the night.

The next morning Ken showed up ready to go back to work. God bless him. He had energy and strength and got us moving. I was so tired and hurt so badly, I would have just stayed in bed. He drove my truck up to the Home Depot and hired a couple of guys to help unload the truck. He stayed in the truck and supervised the unloading. I was in the apartment, deciding where to put stuff. By early afternoon the truck was unloaded and I could return it to Budget.

I was never so glad to get rid of something in my life. I couldn’t find a service station that sold diesel on the way to the Budget lot and was so tired I just let them worry about filling it. I would rather pay the thirty dollar filling charge than take another step.

Ken and I stopped for lunch on the way home, then we put the bed together. He left and I collapsed into the bed. There weren’t enough pain killers in the world to ease my pain.

Now we have an apartment filled with boxes of stuff and furniture that needs to be re-assembled. The china cabinet is easy. My dining room table somehow broke its legs in the storage locker. I need to put it back together. Then there’s my desk. I’m setting up an office in the second bedroom. My desk is roughly the size of the flight deck of the USS Abraham Lincoln. I disassembled it when we put it in storage. Now I have to try to remember how it goes back together.

So, you can see, we have a week or so of fun left for us.

Oh yes, and I didn’t have room to tell you about the fire. I did need my super hero outfit again, but I’ll have to tell you that story next time.


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    Pendelton C. Wallace is the best selling author of the Ted Higuera Series and the Catrina Flaherty Mysteries. 

    The Inside Passage, the first in the Ted Higuera series debuted on April 1st,  2014. Hacker for Hire, The Mexican Connection, Bikini Baristas, The Cartel Strikes  Back, and Cyberwarefare are the next books in the series.


    The Catrina Flaherty Mysteries currently consist of four stories, Mirror Image, Murder Strikes Twice, The Chinatown Murders, and the Panama Murders. Expect to see Cat bounce around the Caribbean for a while.

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